Don We Now Our Gay Apparel: Meowy Christmas
Had a Walmart fashion show for the in-laws last week. My father in-law is a Wolverine fan so... It felt like home to him.
All year, he hasn't given me any crap about how bad my football team was so, I didn't even text him when the Wolverines lost Saturday in Iowa. He did wonder what kind of son in-law he had when I tried this sweater on. Even the lady working the self checkout began laughing hysterically.
The funny thing is, I was in there a few days before and spotted the sweaters but didn't have Mrs. Pants with me to snap the pictures. I took a picture of them. I really wanted the cat santa. They were already sold out. The only size left of "Meowy Christmas" was small. The thing fit like a condom. To see some previous Christmas crap, click here.