I’ve Got Squatters I Can’t Evict!
There's not much more that sets me than a freeloader! My wife and I work hard to maintain our home and about a month ago, we had a couple decide that they were just going to build on to my garage without permission or even a permit!
And now, the have decided to have a family! Four screaming kids, always hungry and screaming every time the garage door opens or I start talking outside. And because they are under state protection, there's just no getting rid of them! So since they can't be evicted, we've named them Al, Frank, George and Joe. I guess we'll see if we need to buy graduation gifts after they get their wings and start to fly.