Jesus Punches Cop… Only Gets Weekends in Jail
Jesus only got weekends for punching a cop! Clearly, he should have turned the other cheek.
It was on Halloween night when Jesus pulled a hit and run... 3 (or 4) days later. He rose again to be arrested.
A dude dressed as Jesus with devil horns for Halloween in California. A fight broke out at a bar, the police came to break it up. Jesus yells "F*** the police", sucker punched a cop and ONLY GOT WEEKENDS! 35 consecutive weekends.
He gave the cop a laceration and a concussion. Then, grabbed an Uber to escape police. He made to Idaho where he allegedly runs a couple marketing companies. But the law caught up with ol' Jesus. Rumor has it he was sold out for around 30 pieces of silver.
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