Look Mom! My Name is On a Van!
I had a dude once tell me, "You can tell someone's income by where their name is. If the name is on their shirt, more than likely they are middle class. If you see a guy's name on the door, he is more than likely higher class. If you see a guy's name on the building, that dude is rich." Well... My name is on a radio station van now. Life's mission accomplished!
Now, you can see my name in 3 places. Bathroom walls. On the Michigan episodes of Cops and the Classic Rock 94.9 WMMQ station van, man. My parents must be proud.