![Looking for a Free Weiner?](http://townsquare.media/site/693/files/2019/03/Free-Hot-Dogs.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Looking for a Free Weiner?
Have you ever seen a van with "FREE CANDY" spray painted on it and thought. "MMM Candy?" Me neither. But a sign that says "FREE HOT DOGS?"
Um- Where is the line, sir?
I was driving the other day on Miller and saw this.
From the Pants Stash
I had to stop and turn around. All I saw was a sign that said ""Free Hot Dog Wednesday." I checked the calendar... it was Wednesday. But a few hours before they started serving up the meat.
I assume you would have to really pay for that hot dog one way or another... Maybe through painful conversation? I would check with the church to make sure they didn't pull the free weiner promotion. See what I did there?
There are a number of other jokes to make here. Feel free to INSERT your own if you can get your hands around it.
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