Looking for a Free Weiner?

Have you ever seen a van with "FREE CANDY" spray painted on it and thought. "MMM Candy?" Me neither. But a sign that says "FREE HOT DOGS?"
Um- Where is the line, sir?

I was driving the other day on Miller and saw this.

I had to stop and turn around. All I saw was a sign that said ""Free Hot Dog Wednesday." I checked the calendar... it was Wednesday. But a few hours before they started serving up the meat.

I assume you would have to really pay for that hot dog one way or another... Maybe through painful conversation? I would check with the church to make sure they didn't pull the free weiner promotion. See what I did there?

There are a number of other jokes to make here. Feel free to INSERT your own if you can get your hands around it.