Loud Fart Busts Perp on the Run
This would totally happen to me if I were up to no good. I have a nervous stomach and no doubt running from the cops would have made me nervous. Sometimes, pressure situations give people irritable bowels. Best to face your problems head on, than make the news for your farts.
A dude in Liberty, Missouri was facing a felony warrant for his arrest for possession of a controlled substance. So, he started running. He found a great hiding place too but his ass gave him away.
The cops started searching for him and couldn't find him. Until he ripped a big ol' nasty, wet fart. Then, they followed their noses to the perp. Seriously, the fart gave away his location.
"We’ve gotta give props to Liberty PD for using their senses to sniff him out!" read a Facebook comment from the Clay County Sheriff's Office."