Pants Product Review: A Potty For Me!

I am so angry I can't see straight. We are TRYING to potty train our daughter and SHE is doing fantastic. We got her this book, A Potty For Me to help with her potty time. It really is her favorite book to read on the crapper. While she has yet to unleash the deuce, we have had progress in the other area. The book really helps, but I noticed something.

On the back it says this.

"Children will love following along and lifting the flaps to see the child play, sit on the potty, eat..."

Wait! I went back and looked. The child doesn't eat in ANY of the pages. Did we have a page ripped out? Nope. I consulted the internets and this is what my investigation uncovered.

Did you see a kid eating anywhere?

How dare you Simon and Schuster!? Lure me in with food and then don't deliver.

Did this person even read the book? This is false advertising. The ol' bait and switch.

A bit of sarcasm here. My kid loves this book and can't read yet, so her heart hasn't been broken like daddy's.

I demand a pic of this kid eating! Or whoever writes the caption on the back should at least read the book.

Fake rant over.