Victoria’s Secret to Close a Quarter of Their Stores

Looking and smelling sexy has taken a backseat in the COVID-19 pandemic. L Brands who own Victoria's Secret and Bath and Body Works announced they are closing 250 Victoria's Secret stores. They have NOT announced the locations yet. That is nearly a quarter of Victoria's Secret stores in the U.S. and Canada. 50 Bath and Body Works stores will also close, mostly in mall locations. Both stores have been closed since the pandemic began and have lost all kinds of money. They say it will help them strengthen the business. Click here to see the full story.

So many questions? Now, where will all of the married guys hang out to wait for the wives while they shop?

One time back when life wasn't completely crazy, I took my daughter to the mall to walk around and check out the ladies going in to Victoria's Secret. A kid is a great icebreaker with ladies. Plus, I look like a responsible single dad taking care of his special needs child.

I am kidding, I am not some kind of creep who sits outside the ladies underwear store. We were walking by and she felt the need to plop down there. The store in the Meridian Mall does a lot of business. I did a lot of business there, if you know what I mean. Seriously, I bought my niece some perfume from there once.