![Why I Can’t Be Trusted With Yard Work](http://townsquare.media/site/693/files/2018/05/Leia.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Why I Can’t Be Trusted With Yard Work
There hasn't been a task that I have been given, that I could complete without distractions. Case in point, my yard!
We have two acres of property that requires a great deal of attention. My wife has one way of doing things and then there's mine. Hers is to the point and follows a meticulous process of items to be done in order. Trim, clear rock gardens of any debris, then mow.
As for me, it's mow, make Star Wars shadow images, mow, chase woodchucks, mow, make cool designs with mower and then put it away.
Here just a few samples of my shadow handywork. Now, you tell me, "who has more fun doing the lawn?" Answer: "THIS GUY!" All it takes is a little sunlight and some well placed hearing protection!
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