Right after George Washington got done kicking Red Coat ass he decreed that "the first Saturday in May shall henceforth be known as WORLD NAKED GARDENING DAY!" So, every first Saturday in May, we strip down to our birthday suits, bend over and show the world our fruit while we garden. This is what America fought the British for. Freedom!

Seriously, I saw this on Facebook.

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They have their own Facebook page. Click here to see it. This year, is the 15th annual event.

Much like a nude beach, this sounds a lot better than it is in reality. There are just some things you shouldn't see a naked body doing. And there are some naked bodies you can never unsee.

Whatever! Gardening is awesome no matter how you do it and the body is a work of art. Gardening is therapy and so is being naked... Just watch out for the cameras. Or don't. Could be good for your career?