On the final leg of my journey home from Denver, I got on the plane headed from Chicago O'Hare to Capital Region International Airport here in Lansing. The window shade was down, so I flipped it up and "Uuuuuuuugggghhh - GROSS!" - someone had smeared their gum all down the window.


My regret is that I didn't get a pic before I cleaned most of it off with a wrapper I found tucked in the seat back, but I wasn't about to put it back to recreate the scene for entertainment purposes.

That was worse than the gum stuck in the carpet under my feet on the way out there (wonder if it was the same jerk?) and worse than the SBD 'wind break' someone unleashed while the plane was just loaded up, before the air started moving around a bit.

And not as funny as the guy who cough-farted in front of me while walking through the terminal.


Seat Back Cushion Trash, Deb Hart Photo


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