I am sure some will call this fear mongering but 2 razor blades were found on gas pumps in West Michigan. As someone went to pump, one fell off. They found a rusty razor blade on another one of the pumps. It appears someone is trying to injure or maim other humans who may need gas. Click here for the full story. 

Police are asking folks to be vigilant and inspect your handle before you pump.

I need all the help I can get. Yesterday, my car lighter popped out. I went to grab it and stuck by index finger right on the cherry. You should have smelled my skin burn. I got to see it. I don't even know how it got pushed in???

The lesson.

#1.Stop your car before you grab a hot lighter. Then, look to make sure you aren't grabbing the hot part.

#2. Don't be a dumbass like me.