DEA Warns: Legal Pot Could Lead to Stoned Rabbit Attacks

Reefer Madness? Utah lawmakers have introduced a bill to legalize marijuana. Senator Mark Madsen was the creator of the bill that would allow patients to legally possess and use marijuana. They were set to vote on it but before they did DEA agent Mark Fairbanks warned the committee about the impending threat of STONED BUNNY ATTACKS!

In a testimony presented to the Utah Senate Panel, Fairbanks shared his harrowing experiences with hares as part of the state’s “cannabis eradication” team.

Fairbanks said the rabbits have acquired the taste for pot. “One of them refused to leave us, and we took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone,” said Fairbanks.

Despite the threat of stoned killer rabbits, the Senate Committee approved the measure by a 3-2 vote. Do you remember the killer rabbits from Monty Python? Those killer rabbits were high as hell!

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