I thought for sure he was coming to Michigan to cut the ribbon for the Grand Opening of a new Lane Bryant store but Bubba will be stumping for Michigan Democrats in Flint today. Click here for the real story.

I think he's really here to comb the malls and troll for talent. Watch your ladies, fellas.

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Now, imagine where that thumb has been. Vote Quimby!

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