I turned 40 on Sunday. So far, I have resisted the urge to divorce my wife and date a 20 year-old. I have denied the itch to try and pull off a Justin Bieber haircut. I refuse to get caught up in the Beats headphone fad.

The first sign of my mid-life crisis is: "I'm thinking I'd look pretty good in a Ford Mustang."

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