So this lady wakes up Sunday morning to find a toddler in her bed. She had never seen this child before. She called the police to say, 'Funny thing - I woke up this morning and found this kid in my bed...' That is NOT a direct quote, I'm using creative license.

The Battle Creek Enquirer reports that the story unfolded to reveal that the child belonged to someone the woman's 18 year old son may or may not have had a date with on Saturday night. Mmmmm-hmmmm. Sounds like a little Full Moon Fever.

Child Protective Services were called.