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Naked Woman Rampages the “Golden Arches”

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Have you ever went on a drunken bender? We all have. This one takes the cake. This story came from a Florida McDonald’s. A young topless lady didn’t get the service she desired and went off. She may have more issues than Playboy but she knows how to put on a show for attention. (don’t they all, fellas?)

My favorite part is when she starts eating the ice cream. A very classy and flattering shot I’m sure she’s proud of. To desecrate such a fine institution as McDonalds!? Has she no shame? Clearly not. The commentary is pretty awful but there is a mute. It’s further proof B*^#he$ be trippin’. What would you do if you were a dude working? Try talking sense to this raving, naked lunatic? Or maybe watch it all unfold from the managers office?

You know what they say “Hell hath no fury like a woman denied a happy meal.” Or something? I imagine this happens every spring break at in Florida. Damn Yankees coming down there and can’t control the sauce. I would have got out my camera and started taping. You can check out the unedited version at this site┬ábut there is swearing and nudity, so kids ask your parents permission. After school special… Over. I’m sure her parents are proud.

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