27 Year NASA Study Confirms Women Named Sarah Fart the Most

I have heard ladies say "WOMEN DON'T FART!" I have proof not only do women fart... What woman's name farts the most.

I could have sworn it was Sabrina, but a 27 year NASA study has concluded and the results aren't great for people named Sarah. NASA says women named Sarah fart 2-3 times more than women with other names. It is the first concrete proof of a person's name being associated with flatulence. Click here to read this TOTALLY FAKE STORY! 

It's NASA so you know it's scientific research at it's best. They say in the article, if you meet someone named Sarah, prepare for a FART STORM! They also noted, their Sarah subject farted 14 times during the interview.