Anyone with eyes would assume it was a POTHOLE FILLER but you would be wrong. The internet has spoken once again. Yahoo.com says the fastest growing job in Michigan is a credit counselor. Not a Marijuana grower. I laughed when I saw it but it makes sense. People that live in a state that has never won a Super Bowl... Are in debt up to their ears. I don't have any facts to back this up. But somehow it HAS to be the fault of the Detroit Lions.

It looks like in North Dakota, the fastest growing job was a Derrick operator. A Derrick is one who errects. Or a listener who wears shorts in the dead of winter. Like WMMQ listener Derek Feier below.

From the hands of the Pants
From the hands of the Pants
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Did you see Ohio's dumb ass? Political Scientist? OK?

If you are looking for a job as a radio co-host... I might know a place that is looking.

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