Classic Signs: Ever Had Independent Pool & Hot Tub Pancakes?

People always try to cram too much on to their signs. Sometimes, I think it dilutes the message. Or you send a mixed message. I was in Cedar Point over the weekend and saw this sign and started laughing.

I have heard of breakfast in bed but this place is offering pool & hot tub pancakes?!?! I am AMAZED they have a vacancy. These are the #1 Independent Pancakes!!! I wonder who all voted? This close to Cedar Point it should read, "You'll love puking up our pancakes!" 
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