Farts are funny. Always have been. But are they secretly killing us, like my wife says?

A Scottish firm is trying to weed out the gassy sheep that are killing us with their stinky methane farts. They scored a 300 thousand dollar 3 year grant to study the sheep farts... Then get rid of the gassy ones. It's too bad we can't do this to the gassy humans... Click here to see the full story.  

As we get older, the sneak fart will get you. You'll sit down on the floor, go to get up and accidentally blow an air biscuit. It'll get you.

Stopping farts will save the Earth. That is an awesome shirt.