![Human Slot Machine or Reverse Treasure Trail?](http://townsquare.media/site/693/files/2017/07/Andy-Crack.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Human Slot Machine or Reverse Treasure Trail?
This weekend I attended a diaper party for my niece. There was a baby shower before and diaper party followed.
There was a keg.
There were men in bras.
There were ass cracks hanging out of men wearing bras.
So, the game is called "titties."
It's like water pong with a backboard. The backboard being your boobies. My team finished in 4th place. The 3rd place team was really good. My niece and her baby daddy ended up winning. It's a good thing too. She is competitive and pregnant.
Now, to criticize my friends backside. That thing looked like a tramp stamp with hair. It's like a treasure trail that leads to disaster.
I share in hopes we can get men everywhere to pull up their pants.
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