Human Slot Machine or Reverse Treasure Trail?

This weekend I attended a diaper party for my niece. There was a baby shower before and diaper party followed.

There was a keg.

There were men in bras.

There were ass cracks hanging out of men wearing bras.

So, the game is called "titties."

It's like water pong with a backboard. The backboard being your boobies. My team finished in 4th place. The 3rd place team was really good. My niece and her baby daddy ended up winning. It's a good thing too. She is competitive and pregnant.

Now, to criticize my friends backside. That thing looked like a tramp stamp with hair. It's like a treasure trail that leads to disaster.

I share in hopes we can get men everywhere to pull up their pants.