The 'Free' listings on Lansing today include a fair number of exhausted furniture, televisions and shelving units, along with a mattress that promises no tears! Do you think they mean 'rips'...or that you'll never cry when you sleep on this mattress?

There are also three upright pianos - you move 'em.

And a rat, of course. Valentine's gift? Name him 'Cupid'?


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