So, I busted some Earthworms in the middle of a passionate lovemaking session outside my house. It was so loud, I had to go see what the hell was going on. I took a few pictures. They were young and needed the money. Looks like I am the ONLY one not getting any during the quarantine.

From the Pants Nature Sex Stash
From the Pants Nature Sex Stash
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You can see, both are clearly doing something else. Probably eating. The male is trying to sneak away likely to get a sandwich but the female wanted to cuddle. Typical.

From the Pants Worm sex stash used up porn pile.
From the Pants Worm sex stash used up porn pile.
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For serious, I didn't even know worms humped. Clearly, they had some love on the rocks. This was like a leaning nature blog for me. Instead of the Crocodile Hunter, I am the worm whisperer. Like Dr. Ruth for worms.

It helps compliment my other super power... Pissing off women.

To see a poorly lit, terrible video of Earthworms mating check out the video below. WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Grab some paper towel and Jerkins.

If this turns you on... Maybe it's time to call the shrink. I am not here to judge.

So you know, that video has nearly 200 thousand views.

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