So, I busted some Earthworms in the middle of a passionate lovemaking session outside my house. It was so loud, I had to go see what the hell was going on. I took a few pictures. They were young and needed the money. Looks like I am the ONLY one not getting any during the quarantine.

From the Pants Nature Sex Stash

You can see, both are clearly doing something else. Probably eating. The male is trying to sneak away likely to get a sandwich but the female wanted to cuddle. Typical.

From the Pants Worm sex stash used up porn pile.

For serious, I didn't even know worms humped. Clearly, they had some love on the rocks. This was like a leaning nature blog for me. Instead of the Crocodile Hunter, I am the worm whisperer. Like Dr. Ruth for worms.

It helps compliment my other super power... Pissing off women.

To see a poorly lit, terrible video of Earthworms mating check out the video below. WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Grab some paper towel and Jerkins.

If this turns you on... Maybe it's time to call the shrink. I am not here to judge.

So you know, that video has nearly 200 thousand views.

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