Hart’s Horrible Pics…or Abstract Art Series?

Anyone who listens to the show, or is a personal friend, knows that my photography skills are terrible. Typically the photos turn out blurry, ill-framed and generally crappy.

This 'series' came from me handing my phone to My Honey during a family event the other night, so he could get some decent pics. I was wearing a teal scarf, which you can clearly see, as it's obvious that I was unaware I was firing off shots.

I've decided I'm going to deem the ongoing life's work of close-ups of my lap, my car door handle, my fingers, etc, as "Abstract Art". I may inquire about a gallery hanging somewhere and start charging big money for the individual 'pieces'.