I am still coming to terms with the fact that I am going bald. In high school, I was voted best hair. During my junior year, I had my hair frosted and I am SURE the dizzy chick who did it for me left it on too long. It burned the S#!t our of my head. My hair never really grew there again. My dad has a full head and he is almost 80... Bastard. No baldness on wither side of my family. Until me.

Not that I need it now but if this pandemic stretches out any longer, Mrs. Pants will be so annoyed with me, no doubt she'll kick me to the curb first chance she gets. When that happens, I'll be checking out the new bald guy dating app. It's called Bald Dating. Click here to check it out. 

The guy who created Bald Dating also created a dating app JUST for men with small penises. It's called Dinky One. Click here to see I am not making this stuff up.

It seems like whatever you hate about yourself, there is someone out there that will love you for it. Fat? There is a fat dating website. Love pot? There is a pot dating website. Well, date people who like to smoke pot. Not a place to go date dope. Although, that might be a huge hit.

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