Strange things happen here at the office. Deb wrote about the MORON who was throwing coffee straws away in the sink. It got clogged up... Do you think? 

Today, I was looking for a stapler. I had like an Office Space meltdown when I couldn't find one. You know what I did find and find PLENTY of? Tape.

From the Pants Stash

Is there another tape dispenser in the building? Where are the staplers? The same rule that applies to my house, applies to work: You will never find what you are looking for.