President Bill Murray… I Could Totally Get Used to That
I have said for the entire election, I am writing in Bill Murray. These people suck and NOTHING they say will get done. At least Bill Murray would be funny and give us some laughs. I think he would be the most watched President ever.
He crashed the White House Briefing room yesterday to talk baseball because he is Bill F*****G Murray. If you didn't know, Dr. Peter Venkman is pulling for the Cubs. It's his home team.
He would be the President every world leader would like to meet with. He is not a bad singer either. Here he is rocking "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."