What’s Wrong With the World? WTF Are Dude Wipes?

I have to admit, I have never heard of Dude Wipes before. All I could think when I first saw them was: "This must be for the wives."

When her dude gets dirty, as in unclean, she wipes his face with a dude wipe instead of licking her finger and rubbing it on your face.

Then, I thought it might be for the dude on the go. Who doesn't have time to shower but has time to get dirty if you know what I mean. In a sexual type of way. So, instead of showering, he wipes his dude clean with a Dude Wipe and goes back at it.

This made way more sense. Dude Wipes... Keep it in your pocket for when there isn't toilet paper to wipe your butt with. At least their commercials are pretty creative.

Now, if you would like to see humankind at it's finest: