Woman Lights Boyfriend on Fire: Extinguishes It With Urine
Here is a classic story: A couple in their late 30's living in HER parents basement. They get in to an argument. She waits until he falls to sleep and soaks him and gas and lights him on fire... Uh, his lower body on fire.
She realizes her mistake and starts putting the fire out with urine. See, they live with her parents and don't want to have to see them every time they relieve themselves so...they stored their piss in jugs. Just like Ray from Trailer Park Boys. Way of the road.
I shouldn't laugh because the story is probably really sad. You can read all about it by clicking here. She is facing attempted murder charges. He hasn't been named. She'll see The Judge on July 17.