I thought the Halloween spirit had left me. Last night, I decided to do some last minute Halloween shopping for costumes. For work, I just wanted to be a team player and look for a pirate outfit. But for the costume contest for dogs, I had another idea.

I went to Walmart in Fowlerville and there were kids crying. There were so few costumes left, I said "I need to try Howell."

So, I struck gold in Howell with this orange Bastard! I'll get some miles out of it. For the hat, I literally pulled a decoration from the outside of my house and taped it to a Christmas hat. Some say...it's the greatest Halloween costume ever.

Joey Pants: Prince of Halloween