The Greatest Sweater in the History of Christmas
Every year when Walmart puts out their Christmas crap, I stop for a picture in one of their ugly sweaters... This year, one truly spoke to me.
I was out shopping the other day and stumbled upon this gem. I immediately texted my wife:
"I feel like I HAVE to have this." She replied.
"You have 2 bins of Christmas S*** at home!"
Me, not to be denied: "But NO Christmas SWEATERS! ALL the other husbands are getting one!"
She replied: "FINE!!! EFFIn Brat!"
I don't know of you can appreciate the work in this sweater. For 20 bucks, I got a badass Santa rocking an orange construction vest with some snazzy shades on. The feel of it is what I really liked. My daughter loves the different textures of his outfit. The fuzzy beard. The slick vest. The sparkly shades.
It was worth the separation and divorce.