No Shave November Facial Hair Identifier

It's no shave November! It's that time of the year when men grow facial hair to raise awareness of prostate health. Prostate cancer is very beatable if detected early. So, GET YOUR DAMN PROSTATE CHECKED!

We need to discuss facial hair misconceptions. First of all, what most people think is a Goatee is actually a Van Dyke. You could call the Fu Manchu a Freddy Mercury and I think people would get it.

The "Chin Curtain" is hilarious. The "Short-boxed beard" should be called #1 in honor of Jonathan Frakes. They have the copstash standard. What about "Pornstash" or the "Firefighter?"

The Franz Josef looks like fun. November is all about growing facial hair to remind dudes to get their prostate checked. Prostate cancer is very curable if you get it checked. Grow a beard. Save a life.

Of course "memes are not facts."- Abe Lincoln once told Playboy.com.